Fifth Message

She wrote me back, even after being weird…


Kevin dear,

I just want you to know that I very much appreciate receiving your letter every moment i check my mail. Thank you for your kind words and wonderful compliments, any lady could easily think you’re flattering me but i think you somewhat mean it and i appreciate it. You are a very special person who I seriously want to explore the possibility of building a long term friendship with and more if we finally click, that will in time turn into getting married and building a wonderful family. That is my dream and I hope to make it come true with you if God permits. In my heart I feel you have all the qualities it takes to make me very happy. I love Strawberry Floral Margarita Flower, thought you should know.

I’m sorry to hear about your marriage not working out but it sure might be for a good reason especially your mom being happy that you got a divorce with her, i believe a woman is a better judge of another woman and she possibly knows best when it comes to her son picking a woman as a wife and she won’t wanna steer you wrong cause it’s gonna come back and haunt her plus she loves you and wouldn’t wanna see you get hurt. I believe i think about you more than normal and i wonder why at this point since i believe it’s too early to be having these feelings but on the flip side, i like it.

I have been into just 1 serious relationship all my life and he was my only sexual partner. We dated each other for 5 years and the relationship ended because he betrayed my trust, cheated on me so many times until he slept with my bff. I know this may sound strange to you but in all truth i haven’t been sexually active now for a year ever since i left him. My ex was a photographer and I met him few months after i moved back to the States. He told me sweet and wonderful things like constantly commending me on how pretty i was and with a body to die for and that l’ll make a very good model and if i wanted to become one that he could help me get to the top and maybe become a super model someday, i agreed instantly and after some months we started dating each other and he put me through a modeling institute for about 3 weeks and that was how my modeling career kicked off. We dated each other for years after some time he started enrolling other girls like me into the same modeling institute but didn’t stop there. He started having sex with so many girls. I went through this pain for years but when he slept with my best friend, i knew i had to move on cos the relationship was all about business and i realized he never loved me but was just using me to make a lot of money. I was badly hurt when this happened so i decided to move on with my life and walked away from him cause he is evil and he nearly ruined my life and career. He never wanted me to do anything other than what he tells me to do, i couldn’t make friends all i did was stay at home and when he gets a contract, I would take care of it. I am grateful to God for my life now cause i am mature and i know what i want in a man.

My perception which I understand is very strange in today’s world, but my belief is my heart and soul and the passion that is in it is very unique and special, so I made the decision and made a promise to God that I would not be sexually active for the sake of just wanting sex, or to have sex for someone else’s own self gratification but would wait till i find the right person. Knowing the passion that is contained in my heart and soul is very unique, I made the decision to abstain from sex because I want this special gift to be shared with the person I am dedicating the rest of my life to as his partner.

In me, you are going to find a woman that is blessed with passion enough to give to the ones I share my heart and body with. For you to really know me you will have to experience me and understand that the love that makes up my heart is like a waterfall, where the water never stops flowing down. In this case my heart is the waterfall and the love and passion that flows endlessly represents the water. I am a very unique person for many reasons, but one of those reasons is the fact that I can never get enough of romance from that special person whom i choose to spend my life with.

Thank you again for giving me the opportunity to build this friendship with you. You will be rewarded for it through the passionate love that makes up my heart and soul. My friendship with you is something I would like to make permanent and eventually build into a family to call our very own. I hope i’ve not been too forward in anyway? Hope to hear from you soon.



Everything in bold in her letter cracks me up. Also, the Strawberry Floral Margarita Flower is just a flower arrangement sold online, it’s not a real type of flower…

I decided to step up my creepiness and see what I could get away with.


Hey babe,

I look forward to hearing from you every day! I’ve shown some of my friends your pictures (I hope you don’t mind), and they’re all very jealous! I know that these letters are very important, and I love reading them, but I want to see you so badly. It’s all I can do to keep from buying a ticket to London right now! Someday, if we do get married, we should buy a house in London to visit since it is such a huge part of how we met!

I am so sorry to hear about your ex-boyfriend. It is so terrible that he cheated on you so many times! I want to beat him up in an alley and then stab him in the chest one time for each girl he cheated on you with. It makes me that angry! Thanks to God I will never meet him, and even if I did, I know the love and passion in my heart would make it so that I only hit him in the face a few times. I know he was important to you for so many years, but I think that a cat is more important than him. At least cats don’t cheat. I am sorry if this makes you angry, but I do not like your ex.

My ex-wife called me yesterday. She said that her new husband had cheated on her and that she wanted to get dinner with me. I told her no way because I have been talking to someone else. That someone else is you. I would rather go home and read your letters over and over again than eat dinner with my ex-wife, even if she paid for all the food. Even pizza, which is my favorite.

I love what you wrote about the waterfall! It makes me miss you so badly. I want for us to meet so that I can see your love and passion that flows and falls so unendingly. I want to be the river that feeds your waterfall of love and passion. Our hearts would become one heart and they would flow out more love than Niagara falls!

I want to take you to a field of strawberry floral margarita flowers! I don’t know where they grow, but we would dance together, and I could take photos of you. I do part-time photography work, and you are the most beautiful model I could ever work with. I would love to lay down in that field of flowers and watch the sunset with you as we talk about our dreams together.

I hope I am not being too forward either, I miss you more every day.



P.S. Here is a photo of us together (I am about to kiss you).

Sarah and Me


Literally every paragraph in that email has something terrible in it. It’s just littered with huge red flags, hahahaha! No one sane would write back to me.

To see how she responds: Sixth Message

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